Lady Slings the Booze

Welcome back to Lady Sally’s, where the world’s oldest profession takes some out-of-this-world new twists. Beyond its welcoming red lights (a nice classical touch) lies an erotic playground where puns drop as often as undergarments, and adults of all species and persuasions enthusiastically indulge in license, liberties, and the pursuit of a really good time.

Only the most interesting characters hang out at Lady Sally’s, like Quigley, the jinxed private dick who is about to get lucky; Arethusa, the telepathic blonde who is twice the woman she appears to be; and The Phantom, alias The Little Man Who Wasn’t There, who leaves his inexplicable signature on the tattooed flesh of The Living Autograph Book…So come up and see Lady Sally sometime. You’re sure to respect yourself in the morning.